A Little Bit About Me
I am a looking for someone suitable for marriage.
Once married, she will not work, hardly go outside, will ask permission to visit the front garden, she will never look at another man, or talk to a male again, if you have done this upuntil now, then it will stop immediately. She will be very good with household chores, and will no longer like visiting her family members, except for special occasions. She will hang basket every saturday, and line up tinned cans in order of batch and expiry dates. Thank you.
Sorry that's just the way I am. 😐
I am: (btw ignore the last two paragraphs above, if you've got this far, well done, you are someone with patience, gold star for you😀)
What I Am Looking For
You are for me if you can.....
> Sing a lullaby to a baby and put it to sleep in 30 seconds (baby must wake up again, no cheating..lol)
> Slice and dice, manually, a large bowl of fruit in 1 min flat
> Toss a pancake in the air, meanwhile water all the plants and come back and recieve the pancake in the pan.
If you still don't feel you are written for me then we'll get it written on the marriage certificate.
Looking for someone who is wanting to settle down.
If your profile mentions:
> 'Brad pitt' You get -25 points from me (should have chose clooney...)
> If it mentions 'George clooney' You get -25 points. (Should have chose Brad pitt)
> I sometimes like sour pomegranates, if you can slice one open on a plate, you get extra points for serving food dishes. :)
> If we communicate and it's a hit, you get a free handbag and a large fridge freezer (handbag contains goodies like lipstick, mirror, make-up, ironing board, coffee maker and other stuff some women put in their handbags, I guess.)
Don't hesitate to contact me for chat or to send me gifts like flowers, I might even water them! ha ha... ????
If you are sending message to all profiles, please exclude me, it doesn't make me feel any special!