godivaheaven

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Too many men not enough aspirin!

godivaheaven
godivaheaven
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My Sect
Sunni
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Profession
Manager
Marital Status
Divorced
County/State
Greater London
Country
United Kingdom
Registration Reason
I'm registering to find myself a partner

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A Little Bit About Me
I expect you to open doors for me, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat (yes you!). And by the way, I'm a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.

I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.

I expect you to be romantic all year round! I expect daily sweet nothings whispered in my ears, spontaneous romantic weekends away in 5 star hotels (paid by you of course!). You must occasionally surprise me by buying me expensive designer gifts and rare exotic flowers flown in from remote places of the world (roses are so 2012!)

Be warned, I'm a whinger! I whinge about everything! Plus I gossip endlessly with my girlfriends about pretty rich girls with big Botox lips who have it all! So damn jealous! Arrggghhh!

Ok jokes aside, I wrote a regular profile, then I read it over and I was like this is so freaking boring. So I thought Id try something different to the ‘friends and family would describe me as...’ type of profiles. Something I wanted to write that would make others laugh (or not in some cases! It would appear some humans don’t like a sense of humour! Madness! Lol)

I'm much more than just a funny girl who only knows how to banter. I'm a genuine, intelligent and overall well rounded, good woman with plenty to offer. I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. I have a good East-West balance; strong family values; love family time (very important) but also love going out with friends. A good movie at the cinema is a must and so is going out to different places to eat; would love someone who would encourage me to try new things, been a bit slow on that front!; a bit of a kid at heart love theme parks! Not travelled much but want to explore this beautiful world! There's so much to discover and I cant wait to discover it! I love curling up under the covers and watching a good movie (love Netflix) but of course with heaps of junk food and treats! It’s ok you can burn it off at the gym tomorrow! Jeez!

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What I Am Looking For
I'm not fussy over your height/shoe size/ colour. As long as we get on and you can make me laugh till I cry. Clearly banter is important but so is having the ability and maturity to deal with serious matters in life. A balance is what I seek.

I definitely would like someone who has aspirations, hopes and goals for the future (as I do) and someone who is working towards them- not just talking about them.
Someone who loves and respects their family and elders – that’s a must for everyone, right?

Someone who is honest, loyal and caring and will treat his wife with the dignity, honour and respect she deserves and expect the same in return.

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Personal Information
My Citizenship
British
Country of Origin
United Kingdom
Willing to Relocate?
Locally
I am Looking to Marry
This year
My Income
25,000 - 50,000
Marital Status
Divorced
Would I like to have Children?
Yes
Do I have children?
No
My Living Arrangements?
I Live With Family
Country
United Kingdom
County/State
Greater London
Distance
unknown
Appearance
My Height
1.70m (5' 7")
My Build
Medium
My Hair Colour
Black
Colour of My Eyes
Brown
Do I Smoke?
No
Do I Have Any Disabilities?
No
Education
My Education Level
Bachelors degree
Subject I Studied
social science
Language
My First Language
English
My Second Language
Urdu
Work
My Profession
Manager
My Job Title
Manager
Religion
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Sect
Sunni
Hijab/Niqab
No
Beard
Prefer not to say
Are You a Revert?
No
Do You Keep Halal?
I Always Keep Halal
Do You Perform Salaah?
Sometimes