A Little Bit About Me
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Non-Pashto-speaking Pashtun gentleman seeks a Pashto-speaking Blue, Green or Grey-eyed Pashtun girl
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Poet, Writer, Poor-in-wealth, Rich-in-spirit, Reasonably educated (MBA), Pashtun (Non-Pashto speaking), Well-traveled, Multi-lingual, Very sensitive, Good sense of humor, Honest, Considerate, Sensible, Understanding, Immaterialistic, Realist, Mature, Sincere, Loyal, Monogamous, Teetotaler, Non-smoker and a Proud father of a Daughter.
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What I Am Looking For
Looking for a full-time friend/wife/partner (Friend/mentor for my 11 years old daughter who lives with my German-American ex-wife) to fill a permanent vacancy with full/mutual benefits in my 41 years old poor-in-wealth-but-rich-in-spirit male Company. Only Schön, Statuesque, Serious, Serene, Sane, Sober, Slender and Solvent female applicants need apply. Pashto-speaking Kakazai Tarkani (a.k.a. Loye Mamund) Pashtun females with Blue, Green or Grey eyes, 5.5" or more in height are preferred but not mandatory. Materialistic, Idealist, Selfish, Confused, Immature, Stereotypical, Lovelorn and Drama Queens may not apply. For further details, please send me an e-mail.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQs)
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QUESTION: I have sent you a message but you didn't even reply. I think you are not serious.
ANSWER: I am dead serious. However, unlike females on this web-site, we, guys have to pay quite a bit money in order to read your messages (Alas! The management has no 30 days trial period or such). Thus, I would like to take the liberty, with all due respect and without having any intention to sound arrogant or offend anybody, to invest my money to reply to only those messages which perfectly fit the characteristics outlined in my profile. All one needs to do is to read my profile thoroughly before even sending me the message. No hard feelings, please.
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QUESTION: Why did you write "Pashto-speaking Kakazai Tarkani (a.k.a. Loye Mamund) Pashtun females with Blue, Green or Grey eyes, 5.5" or more in height are preferred"?
ANSWER: As a non-Pashto-speaking Kakazai Tarkani (a.k.a. Loye Mamund) Pashtun living in California, USA, it is my cordial desire and quest to bring the Pashto language and culture back to my family in order to make sure that my future kids know their roots and original language very well. Wouldn't that be awesome and historical if a non-Pashto-speaking Kakazai Tarkani Pashtun like myself is able to get married with a Pashto-speaking Kakazai Tarkani Pashtun girl after decades if not centuries? As far as my preference towards Blue, Green or Grey eyes is concerned, I just prefer them and I also believe that it may help my daughter to not to have "shock and awe" as her own German-American Mother is also blue-eyed blonde.
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QUESTION: Why would you like to use internet for your quest to search for a Pashto-speaking girl when you know that Pashtun families and their girls are quite conservative and internet is full of fake individuals?
ANSWER: I am a firm believer in the positive use of the internet which benefits millions of users, thus, I think it is the best platform to meet someone suitable for my quest. I regret that you think that way about Pashtuns girls. The truth of the matter is that there are plenty of decent Pashtun families and gorgeous Pashtun girls who are not only educated, open-minded and normal but also known to be wonderful contributors to the welfare of their families and societies around them. Indeed, I will be honored to get married with a Pashto-speaking Pashtun girl.
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QUESTION: You sound desperate, dude! Why don't you ask your family or friends to help you in your quest?
ANSWER: I strongly believe in German saying, "Fragen Kostet Nichts", which literally means "Asking cost nothing." I surely have asked my family and friends. But as a practical individual, I also would like to explore by myself to see who is out there looking for me.
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QUESTION: I just stumbled into your page and I don't think that I can help you.
ANSWER: Well, as they say "things happen for a reason." If you have read about my quest then the least you can do is to spread the word and / or pray. Indeed, I (and my future wife) would be greatly thankful. :)
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