Mr_Mischief

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Mr_Mischief
Mr_Mischief
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My Sect
Sunni
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Profession
Computing/IT
Marital Status
Never married
County/State
West Midlands
Country
United Kingdom
Registration Reason
I'm registering to find myself a partner

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A Little Bit About Me
Salaam all potential suitors!

I read some amazing stats the other day. The percentage of couples who meet online is up to about 1 in 4 and still on the rise. About seven million UK residents are currently using introduction sites as a way to meet their future spouses. Reading this I thought why not give it a go! I mean, what’s the worst that can happen ?

So let’s gets down to the point, I am serious about settling down, my profile may read a bit jokey but what’s the point in having a serious profile with all the same stuff as every other Tom, Dick and Ali?

I enjoy meeting up with family and friends and catching up with them over ‘daddy burgers’ and movies, I’m a big movie buff (have to be in the cinema to watch all the adverts and the trailers), an even bigger sports fan, got a hunger for travelling and a thirst for the gym.

Many have said I don’t look my age, I've travelled a bit, enjoy spending quality time with my select few friends (I'm not here to make new friends; I have Fake Book for that), more than happy to stay indoors but equally happy to spend time outdoors (but don’t ask me to stay in a tent at Glasto)

Along this journey I've been asked many questions, so to save time I've prepared some pre-thought Q&A's!

Q. Is this guy serious and ready to settle down?
A. Yes. I'm ready to settle down and do all the grown up things like share my Netflix account with you and finally get that season ticket at the Villa.

Q. Why hasn't this guy been married before?
A. I've been busy with work commitments and busy marrying off my siblings. I've seen it all now and I now know how to plan our perfect wedding.

Q. Would you ever prioritise anything over your future wife?
A. No. My wife and football will always be my number 1 priority.

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What I Am Looking For
I'm looking for that girl who is confident, funny and ready to settle down. Someone who is prepared to integrate into a new family and just be herself. Someone who will be at my side when needed.

An educated girl who is funny, calm and just like an EasyJet flight brings along no excess baggage!

Like me, she doesn't have to be too religious but just know the rights and wrongs of being a Muslim and loves Chocolate and/or Lemon Muffins!

So if you’re that girl and you're prepared to put up with my jokes, crazy rambles and put to bed the age old question 'which is better, Lord of the Rings trilogy or The Hobbit trilogy' then we've made a good start.

Sorry to say but I'm only interested in UK born and raised ladies.

We've only made the initial step and it'll take more than a few paragraphs to get to know each other.

I’ll try and reply back to all messages, please don’t take it personally if I don’t reply to any (it’s not you, it’s me 🤓 ) and equally I won’t object if you don’t reply back to any of mine (but why? What else can I give? What do you mean you’re moving away? I know I can change 😭)

Good luck, thanks for reading my profile and Inshallah we will all find the person we are destined to meet, if not here, maybe down the road or in the local corner shop.

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Personal Information
My Citizenship
British
Country of Origin
United Kingdom
Willing to Relocate?
Locally
I am Looking to Marry
As soon as possible
My Income
Prefer not to say
Marital Status
Never married
Would I like to have Children?
Yes
Do I have children?
No
My Living Arrangements?
I Live With Family
Country
United Kingdom
County/State
West Midlands
Distance
unknown
Appearance
My Height
1.78m (5' 10")
My Build
Slim
My Hair Colour
Black
Colour of My Eyes
Brown
Do I Smoke?
No
Do I Have Any Disabilities?
No
Education
My Education Level
Masters degree
Subject I Studied
How to be a Loving Husband.
Language
My First Language
English
My Second Language
Urdu
Work
My Profession
Computing/IT
My Job Title
The Special One
Religion
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Sect
Sunni
Hijab/Niqab
Prefer not to say
Beard
No
Are You a Revert?
No
Do You Keep Halal?
I Always Keep Halal
Do You Perform Salaah?
Sometimes