A Little Bit About Me
My name is Mohammed (single name), a nineties kid (or man), born in December 1992 (32). I am 5’6” tall (169 cm), with standard black eyes, and short stubble beard.
# Ethnicity
I was born in UAE (in Abu Dhabi, not Dubai), and just like that, I cheated to learn Arabic. I was born to Bangladeshi parents. I have nothing Bangladeshi in me other than basic Bangla language and the love of non-vegetarian Bangladeshi dishes (i.e. Kachchi Biryani).
I grew up in a nuclear family, and rarely have seen my relatives, although they lived only 5 hours far from us by airplane. We are 4 siblings, I’m the second, and I have an elder married sister, a younger sister, and a younger brother.
I have always been single, never married, never had female friends, and never been in a haram relationship, so no trauma or baggage carryover from anything. About kids! I have none as well, but I want 2 Insha Allah.
# Education
To cheat further in learning Arabic, I studied in an Arabic curriculum school and graduated high school. Then I spent 6 months learning English to enrol in a university. Eventually, I managed to enroll and graduate with a bachelor of computer science degree (2015). After working for several years in UAE as a Software Developer, I decided to make a career change and moved to Germany as a master's student to study Data Science.
# Deen
Growing up in a religious family, my father was an Imam of a mosque, and all female family members wore abaya and niqab. Alhamdulillah, I pray 5 times fard, some in the Mosque, perform Sunnah prayers after fard, Al Shaf‘ & Witr, and Tahajjud occasionally. I recite one chapter of the Quran and Surat Al Mulk daily, and Surat Al Kahf on Fridays. I fast during Ramadan, Arafah day, and 9-10 of Muharram, and consume only Halal food and meat. I avoid places with free mixing or Haram activities, such as clubs, concerts, or bars, and always on a mission to lower my gaze.
# Languages
I am multilingual Alhamdulillah, fluent in Arabic, English, Hindi/Urdu, and Bengali, and currently learning German. Alhamdulillah, I can read the Quran with Tajweed and correct pronunciation.
# Personality & Hobbies
My personality traits: calm, honest, nice, caring, empathetic, funny (I think so), and reliable.
I have two moods either a goofy personality or a serious face waiting for any moment to jump and show my goofiness. I always try to find humour in everything even in sad and stressful situations, because my motto is laughing is better than crying (also I look really bad crying Astaghfirullah).
I’m a chilled person (as chilled as an ice cream in the freezer) and always chilling, I don’t get offended easily or get mad, especially around the people I love and care about. “Not a big deal” and “It’s not worth it” are phrases you’ll hear a lot when you are around me.
I am an introvert and sometimes an ambivert, valuing a peaceful, drama-free, laid-back lifestyle. I resolve conflicts through serious and calm communication rather than shouting or insults.
Now all that sounds perfect but nobody is perfect, so where’s the catch?
I’m a superhero and my superpower is overthinking. I can use my overthinking power to make plans and several backup plans for the original plan, and always be prepared for worst-case scenarios. Also, over time I gained another power because of it which is empathy. I started to feel what others can feel! (I almost became a vegan A'udhu billah). However, with great power comes great responsibility. In the past, overthinking caused me anxiety, but I learned to control it by putting my complete trust in Allah. But anxiety left a permanent mark, when I’m under a lot of stress and someone tries to talk to me I snap. Again Alhamdulillah, it’s under control now because my empathy power kicks in and stops me from blaming an innocent person who has nothing to do with my stress. So I only show an angry face to leave me alone instead of snapping (I think I look charming when I’m angry, at least much better than my crying face). Last but not least, overthinking might make me sound like a pessimistic person because I think a lot about solutions for worst-case scenarios, but it’s all inside my mind and I never show it or discuss it with anyone. I’m always optimistic because Allah will always do the best for me.
My hobbies! I’ll be honest I’m a boring person and a homebody/desk potato. All activities I do are on my computer, like watching YouTube, keeping up with new technology trends, Reddit, practicing a new language, and learning something new. I’m also into cooking! I like to try new meat/chicken recipes when I’m free and new recipes for my favourite dish Biryani. My love for Biryani is true love, and Biryani is a wide spectrum of meat-rice combo for me, it could be anything from dum-style biryani to Arabic mandi. I could write a thesis on Biryani but that’s for another time. Some extrovert activities I like to do like long walks, exploring new places, trying out new restaurants, BBQ in a public park, picnics, long drives, and travelling.
I like to smell good all the time, so I care a lot about personal hygiene and care. My 2025’s resolution is to be in a muscular shape and I have got a few kilos to lose. My favourite sports activities are resistance training (weight lifting) and cardio (air bike & rowing).
I don't smoke or drink but I’m addicted to sugar-free soft drinks or energy drinks (2-3 times per week).
I believe in loyalty, I’m a one-woman man, and I hope to find a pious partner, In Sha Allah.
# Things I need to work on
- My fashion sense.
- My weight.
- What I eat! I only eat meat/chicken/fish dishes.
- My non-sugary soft drinks addiction.
# Why you should team up with me?
Sorry, the only position open in my team is for a wife, and here are the reasons why you should apply for this role:
- I’m religious and together we will win the Jannah race (Insha Allah).
- I’m fluent in Arabic, so I can teach you Arabic and how to read the Quran.
- I’m empathetic and caring, I can feel your emotions, so you don’t have to worry about me breaking your heart.
- I’m good at house chores and cooking and will do the cleaning voluntarily because I’m obsessed with it.
- I’m funny and will bomb you with all the jokes and memes I find, and happiness will be the only mood in our life, Insha Allah.
- I calmly resolve conflicts, so no shouting and insulting.
- I love Biryani.
Jazakallahu Khairan for your time & reading all of this.
If you think we could be a match let's have a respectful chat to clear all dealbreakers and involve families as soon as possible afterward. I'm an open book and I'm open to answering all direct questions.
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