A Little Bit About Me
UPDATE: sometimes my iPad freezes and I accidentally click on profiles. This sometimes includes women way younger than myself
Tired of guys wasting your time, lying to your face and being rude.
Well ladies, you deserve much better than that.
Socially competent (your family will love me, your friends will be envious)
Good conversationalist & supportive listener
Can carry multiple bags of shopping
Portable travel companion (see height)
Odour friendly and self-cleaning
Minimal maintenance required
For the times when I’m not with you, I will be thinking about you constantly while:
Working in business and finance
Taking an interest in science, technology and politics
Doing anything creative from digital art to writing. Love a blank canvas.
Working out! Mainly weight training, cardio and Martial Arts.
Passing the time watching TV & movies (prefer comedy)
Hanging with close friends and family
Eating good food – made with good ingredients and passion
Message me NOW to reserve your Yabooti! LIMITED STOCK!
What I Am Looking For
Someone who knows how to look after and cherish their Yabooti. Not someone who will upgrade me for the new Yabooti 2.0 when their 18 month contract is over.
Someone who can stimulate me to think and make me laugh. You’re a keeper if you can do both at once.
Moderately religious, non-judgemental, hospitable and has strong family values. A bonus if you’re into cuddling. Your Yabooti recharges with the energy of your touch.
Some of you ladies visit my profile quite a bit. If you visit more than 3 times, a courteous “Hello” would be nice. I don’t bite, unless it’s a full moon.
If I didn’t reply to your message, it was because:
You didn’t have a clear photo
Have children and or don’t want children
I felt our profiles did not match (esp if you describe yourself as a princess. Please grow up).
My Single Muslim site Analytics:
- girls who click my link the most tend to be Gujarati
- girls who have the poorest communication skills tend to have a maths background (inc. accountants and finance). No offence, I'm generalising
1. No, that's not a wig. That's real hair and I've always been hairy. Don't worry, I man-scape.