A Little Bit About Me
Are you tired of dating men who waste your time, lie to your face, and don’t take your feelings into consideration? Your search is over. With the perfect combination of personality, security, and convenience, you won’t want to settle for anyone else.
Imagine going out with someone who is socially competent, a good conversationalist, and a supportive listener. Someone who wants to hear about your day, puts your feelings first, and takes the responsibility of keeping you safe. And it doesn’t stop there. He’s easy to pack (at 5 foot 2, he makes a great travel companion), and he’s odour friendly and self-cleaning, so minimal maintenance is required.
This is more than just a dream. My name is Farhad, and I am the man you’ve been searching for. I am a highly social and outgoing individual who loves getting to know new people. I take the security of my dates seriously, so you won’t have to worry about a thing when you’re out with me. I also understand that you have a busy life, so I don’t waste your time. In fact, I try to make the most of our time together. And because I am so easy to pack (at 5 foot 1, I make a great travel companion), I am the perfect person to take on your next adventure.
So what do you say? Are you ready to find out how amazing it can be to date someone who is socially competent, a good conversationalist, a supportive listener, and more? All you have to do is take the first step and reach out. I can’t wait to hear from you!
What I Am Looking For
Someone who knows how to look after and cherish their Yabooti. Not someone who will upgrade me for the new Yabooti 2.0 when their 18 month contract is over.
Someone who can stimulate me to think and make me laugh. You’re a keeper if you can do both at once.
Moderately religious, non-judgemental, hospitable and has strong family values. A bonus if you’re into cuddling. Your Yabooti recharges with the energy of your touch.
Some of you ladies visit my profile quite a bit. If you visit more than 3 times, a courteous “Hello” would be nice. I don’t bite, unless it’s a full moon.
If I didn’t reply to your message, it was because:
You didn’t have a clear photo
I felt our profiles did not match (esp if you describe yourself as a princess. Please grow up).
My Single Muslim site Analytics:
- girls who click my link the most tend to be Gujarati
- girls who have the poorest communication skills tend to have a maths background (inc. accountants and finance). No offence, I'm generalising
1. No, that's not a wig. That's real hair and I've always been hairy. Don't worry, I man-scape.
I actively BLOCK women who visit my profile more than 10 times. If you like reading it, copy and paste the text on a local drive. Some of you are just plain creepy.