Kabool Hai. Sign here.................. ;-D

HunkyFunkyMunky
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My Sect
Sunni
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Profession
Business Person
Marital Status
Never married
County/State
Greater Manchester
Country
United Kingdom
Registration Reason
I'm registering to find myself a partner
A Little Bit About Me
MUST READ, LAUGH & COMMENT

Salaam ladies, I'm not going to sell myself on here since most people in my experience judge us by our looks alone on these kind of sites. I could be a great guy, funny, conversationalist, educated, great husband material, good role model, open minded, striving in my Deen, serious about marriage, be loving, kind, romantic, loyal, honest & be your best friend too who will remember your presents on Birthdays, Anniversaries & Eids but all that seems to be insignificant if you don't like the look of me BOO HOO HOO 🀣🀣

I'm sure I missed something out...oh yeah...I could also fan you & feed you grapes whilst you sit in a bath of milk like Cleopatra. And yet I'm still not good enough BOO HOO HOO 😭😭

πŸ’₯Tip for comparing looksπŸ’₯ If you think I'm not handsome enough for you then please remember what you look like without your makeup. Now what do you think? BOO HOO HOO πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ€£πŸ€£

Step 1: Look in mirror & admire yourself.
Step 2: Take makeup, triple lashes & wigs off.
Step 3: If makeup does not come off then carefully use chisel & hammer.
Step 4: Faint at sight of the real you.
Step 5: Wake up & as if by magic you've lost your "I'm too hot for you" attitude.
Step 6: Buy lots more makeup & re-apply quickly in abundance.
Step 7: Get your "I'm too hot for you" attitude back in a flash.

Ladies this is just a bit of a laugh as too many similar profiles on here without conveying any humour & personality.

It's my fun way of saying be "humble". If you want a Brad Pitt then make sure you're like Angelina Jolie 😍😍

May Allah swt answer everyone's dua's & grant you all peace, happiness & your knight in shining armour ☺

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What I Am Looking For
All I seek is an honest, loyal and loving woman to be everything to me...same qualities you ladies want from a decent man. Simples 😊

If I'm your cup of chai then you could be my diamond πŸ’Ž

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Personal Information
My Citizenship
British
Country of Origin
Pakistan
Willing to Relocate?
Regionally
I am Looking to Marry
As soon as possible
My Income
over 50,000
Marital Status
Never married
Would I like to have Children?
Yes
Do I have children?
No
My Living Arrangements?
I Live Alone
Country
United Kingdom
County/State
Greater Manchester
Distance
unknown
Appearance
My Height
1.80m (5' 11")
My Build
Athletic
My Hair Colour
Black
Colour of My Eyes
Brown
Do I Smoke?
No
Do I Have Any Disabilities?
No
Education
My Education Level
Bachelors degree
Subject I Studied
Business and Commerce
Language
My First Language
Punjabi
My Second Language
English
Work
My Profession
Business Person
My Job Title
Director
Religion
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Sect
Sunni
Hijab/Niqab
Prefer not to say
Beard
No
Are You a Revert?
No
Do You Keep Halal?
I Always Keep Halal
Do You Perform Salaah?
Always