A Little Bit About Me
MUST READ, LAUGH & COMMENT
Salaam ladies, I'm not going to sell myself on here since most people in my experience judge us by our looks alone on these kind of sites. I could be a great guy, funny, conversationalist, educated, great husband material, good role model, open minded, striving in my Deen, serious about marriage, be loving, kind, romantic, loyal, honest & be your best friend too who will remember your presents on Birthdays, Anniversaries & Eids but all that seems to be insignificant if you don't like the look of me BOO HOO HOO 🤣🤣
I'm sure I missed something out...oh yeah...I could also fan you & feed you grapes whilst you sit in a bath of milk like Cleopatra. And yet I'm still not good enough BOO HOO HOO 😭😭
💥Tip for comparing looks💥 If you think I'm not handsome enough for you then please remember what you look like without your makeup. Now what do you think? BOO HOO HOO 😱😱🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣
Step 1: Look in mirror & admire yourself.
Step 2: Take makeup, triple lashes & wigs off.
Step 3: If makeup does not come off then carefully use chisel & hammer.
Step 4: Faint at sight of the real you.
Step 5: Wake up & as if by magic you've lost your "I'm too hot for you" attitude.
Step 6: Buy lots more makeup & re-apply quickly in abundance.
Step 7: Get your "I'm too hot for you" attitude back in a flash.
Ladies this is just a bit of a laugh as too many similar profiles on here without conveying any humour & personality.
It's my fun way of saying be "humble". If you want a Brad Pitt then make sure you're like Angelina Jolie 😍😍
May Allah swt answer everyone's dua's & grant you all peace, happiness & your knight in shining armour ☺