A Little Bit About Me
My friends have been paid good money to describe me as kind,humble and an extrovert, not all at the same time mind you. They also quipped that I live in fantasy land!
I almost fell off my unicorn!
I would describe me as cool, calm and open minded and an advocate of decency. I tend to have a hat for all occasions as one cannot always “be yourself”
My favourite hat is the “know how to treat a lady” hat.
T&Cs do not apply lol
I am in search of a lady with a similar character, ideally a divorcee aged between 30 and 50 with or without kids. (Maximum 4 children)
I have a seven year old son so that’s my five a side team sorted!🤣
If you can give an aspirin a headache then we will get on just fine 🤣
If you are interested then hit me up!
I don’t bite. Well not today anyway
Oh and if your name happens to be Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez or Sabeha from Essex then please DO NOT contact me thank you very much! 🤣
PS. It’s nice to be important...but it’s important to be nice...
Have you heard of the dyslexic who tried to divorce his WIFI after complaining to his broadband provider about his slow wife? 🤣
When a man is wrong and he shuts up, he is
When he is right and he shuts up, he is married!
Here’s a tip...
When a man says he will fix it, he will!
You don’t have to remind him every three months! 🤣