A Little Bit About Me
***please DO NOT message me unless you fit the criteria. I’m not having my time wasted anymore!***
Dear Mr Right,
It has come to my attention that you have been searching the globe for what has been right in front of you all along. 😏 Well done for finally making it here! 😊
To ensure you have the right gal, here is a little about me. 😉
I am a Netflix addict that loves to Read on a Substantial scale and has a passion for all things literature. I am easy going, ambitious, fiercely independent and confident. A serious academic with an appreciation for the smaller things in life and an animal lover. It’s so difficult to find NORMAL these days and to be honest, I’m anything but normal. I love my movies and TV shows and I will always pick DC over Marvel (you can argue about Marvel films all you want... DC leads the pack). I can cook practically anything except my mother’s world class famous rice dishes.
And before you ask what I do for a living... yes my profile is 200 percent accurate. (And yes I said 200! And before you say anything I know cent means 100... I know etymology... it’s what we call a HYPERBOLE).
I’m a secondary teacher of English, who has the ability to point out your spelling and grammar errors and can refer you to an Ed Psychologist, should you exhibit signs of being a Special Needs Case. Yes my subject is challenging and yes I can predict you hated the subject at school 🙄😂.
What I Am Looking For
So who are you Mr Right? A no nonsense and keeps the drama to a minimum kind of guy who also knows how to value personal space. You are someone who is intellectual as well as down to earth with a good sense of humour. Ideally, you’re equally motivated in life (has a drive and a passion to succeed). Looking for someone who isn’t afraid to support my career/goals/aspirations and travel. I’m hoping that you like long romantic walks to the kitchen (solo) as nothing screams attraction like a man that can cook!
Do NOT be a hero (I have them all on boxset) or an aspiring roadman, wannabe G #thuglife yadda yadda yadda. It’s not an attractive look 🤢
As with a lot of other people, no blurred pics. But if you insist, at least reveal when matching. Fair is fair and though I’m not superficial, attraction does play a part :-)
It goes without saying, but I feel this needs to be put in plain English: Don’t waste my time. If you’re old enough to be my dad, keep walking... I’m not looking for a sugar daddy (28-33/34 pushing it) [any younger = hell to the no!] [any older = you should’ve gone to spec savers!!! Read the above!!!] I don’t know if I can be anymore explicit about this. It’s like people can’t read!!!
Moreover, I’m not looking to move so far away from home... a prince would never ask that of his princess... keep it up north or else I’m not interested :-) (Yorkshire doesn’t count... so if you’re from around those parts, sorry: no likey no lightey ).
Yours Sincerely (soon to be yours faithfully),
Miss Looking for Mr Right
P.S. my go-to terms of endearment are: moron, muppet, plonker and bafoon... if you can’t handle that then 🤷🏻♀️ Adios!
FYI...send me a message. If I blank you, it’s my polite way of saying no :-) as to avoid awkward conversations.