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My Sect
Sunni
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Profession
Medical
Marital Status
Divorced
County/State
West Sussex
Country
United Kingdom
Registration Reason
I'm registering to find myself a partner
A Little Bit About Me
Hey,

Congratulations for clicking on my profile!

I'm a guy of average intelligence but I do try to come across as smarter than I actually am, which generally works well until you actually get to know me.

I was brought up in the bonnie glens of Scotland, which at the time was very similar to Braveheart but with the addition of things like microwave ovens and council tax.

I've fortunately managed to bluff my way through a number of jobs whilst playing Candy Crush Saga in various blue cubicles in the offices of many corporations over the years. Some may choose not to disagree if you were to liken my successful career to 'an empire built upon sand'.

I'm pretty flexible on the type of girl I'm looking for. If you have perhaps 2+ years modelling experience, hobbies and interests such as chess-boxing or even just want to help me with my laundry then give me a shout.

I'm going to be playing the numbers game by contacting a lot of girls so your best chance will be if you can fire off an early message to me first.

p.s. for this to work, I'm banking on your standards being considerably lower than mine.


Before you message me, check out these reviews:

'The guy is a legend!' - The Guardian

'You would be a fool not to message him' - Miss Punjab 1982

'My hero' - Chuck Norris

'5 times more fun than my Ex' - Robert Downey Jr

'Not as good as his profile suggests, but well worth a look' - The Big Issue

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What I Am Looking For
I'd love to meet someone that is intelligent, ambitious, loyal and with a sense of integrity.
Also a good sense of humour would be nice!

Thanks for reading this far and good luck with your search!

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Personal Information
My Citizenship
British
Country of Origin
United Kingdom
Willing to Relocate?
Regionally
I am Looking to Marry
This year
My Income
over 50,000
Marital Status
Divorced
Would I like to have Children?
Yes
Do I have children?
No
My Living Arrangements?
I Live Alone
Country
United Kingdom
County/State
West Sussex
Distance
unknown
Appearance
My Height
1.88m (6' 2")
My Build
Medium
My Hair Colour
Black
Colour of My Eyes
Brown
Do I Smoke?
No
Do I Have Any Disabilities?
No
Education
My Education Level
Prefer not to say
Subject I Studied
Pharmacy
Language
My First Language
English
My Second Language
Punjabi
Work
My Profession
Medical
My Job Title
Pharma Data Manager
Religion
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Sect
Sunni
Hijab/Niqab
No
Beard
No
Are You a Revert?
No
Do You Keep Halal?
I Always Keep Halal
Do You Perform Salaah?
Sometimes